Houndstooth fanatic, lightning bolt addict, Thai devotee, paperphelic & aficionado little monster of the great Mama Monster.

My name is Jayden and I’m a multidisciplinary graphic artist based in Singapore that deals with a myriad of design work.

This is my spot where I write when I’m not designing.
I can be reached at jaydenation@gmail.com.

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blog hopping and i found this:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jayden!

  1. Jayden can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  2. You should always open jayden at least an hour before drinking him.
  3. The first domain name ever registered was jayden.com.
  4. More people are killed by jayden each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on jayden with his left foot!
  6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from jayden!
  7. Jayden does not have toes!
  8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as jayden.
  9. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat jayden, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of jayden!
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what the…?

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this is crap. bullshit fucking crap.

blogging in class now.. media arts lesson and i can’t open my damn freehand file..
now, my hardwork….. got do = never do..

ARGH!!!

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i was on my way home from school..

bus reaching my stop, suddenly there was this ‘whooosh’ sound coming from behind me.. i turned back, and saw one old uncle SO eager to get pass me to alight the bus..

i was at the ‘standing area’ of the bus.. (sorry for bad drawing.. damn tired)

apparrently, he thought i was not getting down and will be blocking his way alighting the bus.. so he decided to do a pssst.. i don’t even know how to spell that sound.. it was SO RUDE, ‘whooosh’ is too nice to be coming out from him..

IT WAS FUCKING HELL RUDE! there are nicer words like ‘erm’, ‘excuse me’ and ‘sorry’.. but he decided to “whooosh/sssssiiii/sssiiioooo” to get my attention to excuse him a way to alight..

i was too nice to even TSK back at him or TIAO him.. or i can always go “i getting down WHAT?” in the end, i just turned back(smiled unwillingly) and did a sign showing that i was getting down too..

and to recall, when he did that, there was still a distance before the bus stopping.. what the hell? why must he be so kiasu? first to get down get gold chain ah?

FUCKING-HELL-RUDE-OLD-HAG-CHEE-BYE-KIA-SU-ARSE-HOLE-BO-LAN-JIAO

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do you consider yourself to be lucky?
lucky lucky with lady luck by your side?
well, i think my friend is.

apparently two packs of that maltesers came out when jehan dropped in only one coin and pressed only one time..
…we shall she what else she gets next time! ha

and again.. my school work is more than i can manage..

now let’s see, i’ve still got…
15 logo designs due tomorrow (which i haven’t even started yet),
6 wallpaper done on freehand due wed (done only one),
30 figure drawings due thurs (not even one drawn yet!)
and also some final touch-ups on my box for interior design when i get my hands on my acrylic paint which i happily left in school locker..
sibei jialat..

anyway, today’s my lunar birthday..
and without fail, every year my mum makes these for me..

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and for those of you who are still in the ma-ia-hii madness, here’s something for a laugh..
numa numa lei~

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today’s fashion lesson like nothing like that.. everyone’s rushing the collage need to hand up for later interior design lesson.. or they were busy doing other useless things.. eg. taking picture of themselves:


XD

oh yes.. speaking about the collage..
we were supposed to FINISH it by today.. the date due is TODAY!
but what the fuck.. like almost the whole class didn’t complete the thing..

and you know what was the most fucking thing?
my lecturer asked, “so you all want the presentation next week or now?”

as you might have actually guessed, they all utter in unison, “NEXT WEEK”

wth?! next week then next week lor, fuck!
then i spent my weekend on that fucking collage for what?

and i clearly remembered that when i however want to pass up my homework late(in the 1st sem), it’s MINUS 5 marks for late one day and MINUS 10 for late one week..

so what? so, life is damn freaking unfair..

anyway, i met junyi for dinner at lot 1 and i saw a huge bunch of aunties(and some uncles too) dancing in public

LMAO

imagine jayden doing this when he reaches 50… XD

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