Houndstooth fanatic, lightning bolt addict, Thai devotee, paperphelic & aficionado little monster of the great Mama Monster.

My name is Jayden and I’m a multidisciplinary graphic artist based in Singapore that deals with a myriad of design work.

This is my spot where I write when I’m not designing.
I can be reached at jaydenation@gmail.com.

Saw this email in my inbox…

Ha! Hope “Ya Ting” won’t mind me posting it up!

Okay, I think, guys (i’m not saying ALL the guys, but well, MOST) don’t appreciate handmade stuff. So it’ll be better if you can get him something practical. Maybe that cap or belt that he said he like when the two of you went shopping? Or you have a bigger budget, a PSP maybe?

Well, if you really have to make something, in this case, knit, maybe a scarf? Scarfs are “quite in” isn’t it? But then again, if you worry too much over it being too “gay” then you might as well don’t knit anything. Any knitted apparel will look gay in that sense, if you get what I mean. (even that laptop case might look gay too)

Anyhoo, it’s the effort that counts! I believe if he loves you, he’ll think anything you knit is great and nice.

I hope I’d helped in a way or two! :D

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This post is rated M18. So if you’re some young innocent kid, please go read something else for now!

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Not long ago, a very close female friend of mine phoned me up. The conversation went like this……

I don’t know how the female body works, but I think what my friend said was very true, ‘cos according to the “Durex ‘Satisfaction’ Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey 07/08”, Only 23% of Singaporean women always or almost always achieves an orgasm and the global average is only a mere 32%!

Which means out of every 10 women in Singapore, only 2 has ever felt an orgasm, 1 just discovered it like my poor friend and 7 women DON’T FEEL THAT KIND OF HIGH AT ALL!

Gosh, what are all the men doing? It makes me ashamed that we the mighty men are not able to satisfy our women enough!

Fear not! The vibrator has come to save the day! *Cues superheroes music*

No! Not that kind of banana-shaped, electronic rotating thingy, with a wire to plug into a power source!

It’s the Durex Play Touch and Play Ultra!

As the market leader of branded condoms, Durex has been leading a campaign to normalize the use of vibrators as part of a happy, healthy sex life.

With greater pressure and expectation of “good sex”, and women becoming more proactive in expressing their sexual wants and needs there is now an even greater demand for quality products from credible brands.

VOILA! These two new products were designed specially with women in mind, with emphasis on greater clitoral stimulation to help them achieve orgasms easier and to help couples enhance their sex life.

Both devices allow for stronger vibrations with bigger battery pods that last for about a whooping 20 minutes!

And once the vibrating bullet runs out, simply replace it as easily as you would change a replaceable shaver cartridge, and you’re good to go again! Did I also mention that they’re waterproof and water-resistant?

And for you shy mice, they are available in discrete cases that fit comfortably in your toiletry bag or purse, allowing them to be carried everywhere and used whenever and wherever you’re in the mood for some good ol’ loving!

Are you good with your fingers? If yes, Durex Play Touch is just perfect!

It’s a flexible finger stimulator that fits on to your oh-so-naughty fingers to provide a more intimate touch, with a vibration! Made of safe and non-toxic materials, it can be used either internally or externally, making this a truly versatile device limited only by your own imagination!


What? You’ve tried Durex’s first generation disposable vibrating rings, and you simply love it?

Well, here comes this new and improved sexual enhancement device designed to provide extra stimulation for both partners during your most intimate moments – The Durex Play Ultra!

It feature a longer vibrating head that flexes back and forth, therefore allowing it to be in greater contact with the clitoris during intercourse. The flexible tickler can also be positioned in other erogenous zones to further enhance pleasure for both partners.

And you know what?! 74% of all Play Ultra users rated this device favorably, with 68% of females stating that this device helped make it easier for them to reach orgasm.

With its adjustable comfort ring, Play Ultra is also a godsend for men of different sizes as it provides optimal comfort and doesn’t slip in use!

Durex Play Ultra retails at $18.00 and Durex Play Touch retails at $19.00 in Guardian, Watsons, Convenience Stores, 7-Eleven and independent retailers.

What a good deal for a great sex!

P/S: Do you know Durex is a market leader of branded condoms? For 77 years, (MY GOD! 77 YEARS!) Durex has represented quality and assurance for consumers, but in recent years, the brand has grown to represent even more – moving from not only providing expert protection for safe sex to also providing the confidence and freedom to enjoy better sex.

Posted in: Journalogue

This is so funny! (The colourful language’s a wee bit NSFW though)


KNN Ste笨 lim
卓么你delete掉我的video reply
没有种arh?
不敢接受人家的批评arh
KNN 每次多光衣服站在那边
KNN 以为自己 sibei yandao
你自己讲自己 sibei yandao
你yandao, 世界上没有丑的男人了 我跟你讲
去照镜子啦 KNN
恶心得要死
KNN machiam 不懂什么 好像 lau gao 这样
PCB 来orchard road 学人家 跟人家 拔眉毛
KNNBPCB huh
有没有跟人家拔 LJ 毛 huh
NBCB sibei 恶心勒你
NBCB

ZOMG Ah beng language is KNN funny can! HAHAHA!

p/s: Sorry for the lack of entries though! i’m KNN busy with school work! LOL!

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This is my first time ever getting anything mailed to me from such a big company!

Woot! All the way from USA! It’s regarding my google adsense PIN code! Look’s like I’m one step closer to my USD$100!

Now, to those people who don’t believe Google adsense works, here’s something that should clear your doubts, is’nt it!

Anyway HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Estee and Nadia did a series of videos about what they bought, and how they are gonna seduce their man on this lovey dovey day!

Check them out!
Part One

Part Two

Part Three

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I recently came across this video and ever since, I’m hooked on to her videos! Just listen!

Charice is 16 this year, but she’s only 12 here:

Incredible right? I’ve never seen a small kid with such confidence and vocal! She’s like christina in-the-making!

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