don’t watch a lot of television. So I didn’t think I would catch this year’s Star Awards. But well, I happened to reach home just as my mum switched the telly on and the program had just started too.

So I thought, why not stay tuned for awhile and catch how glamorously the local celebrities are dolled up, and maybe have a good laugh at those fashion disasters too?

Little did I know that I would end up sitting there and watched the entire event. I must say, Twitter definitely made it so much more fun watching the show!

Here’s a recap of my “live commentary” tweets in the order of occurrence:

• Me no likey this year’s location set for Star Awards. Looks cheap, imho. Sound is echoy & the cameras aren’t smooth! #starawards
• Ya, waste time on the 十大 ranking animation & rush through the thank you speeches. #starawards
  …I don’t see why they can waste time slowly revealing the temporary ranking, and not provide more time for winners to talk.
  
• I’m always v amused at Best Newscaster award. Wonder how they judge? #starawards
• OMG did they just cut ZYL off her thank you speech? So rude! #starawards
• Timed how long that 十大 animation took. 1min8secs to show 16 names. Over 2mins wasted which could be better used for speeches. #starawards
• HAHAHA Constance Song ignored Jeanette Aw’s handshake!!! #starawards
  
• All you guys watching #starawards, pls catch those awkward moments or those faces in the background. Sometimes very funny one!
• HAHAHA The Taiwanese are so funny! #starawards
• Eeeeeeeeww Mark Lee? I can already sense his overly inflated ego going kaboom. #starawards
• It’s so fun watching #starawards with you guys on Twitter! Hope those who r nt watching, aren’t annoyed by us!
• There we go again. Di di di di di… What Mediacorp is trying to say: Pls vote more and let us eat up ur 80cents one by one. #starawards
• 此李非比李。#starawards
• How can you say a woman is fat in front of the entire nation?! Can totally feel CLP’s heart sinking into the bottomless pit! #starawards
• HAHAHA!! RT @missyeley: Woah.. Chen Li Ping looks so andro tonight! But it’s the fat lesbian kind. #starawards
• 715′s outfit is so toned down this year. #starawards
• Suddenly all the actors look so manly this year. Damn I need to grow a goatee now! #starawards
• Aunty Lucy!!! #starawards
• HAHAHA! Thank god they got the Taiwan tranny to do this next section. Lots of laughter ensue!
• Ann Kok looks so chic! Is she in the top 20? #starawards
• LOL That guy getting the hugs is damn lucky can. #starawards
  …Taiwanese actor, Mark Chao, was sabotaged by lecherous co-presentor to hug every winner in 十大! LOL!
• I don’t want to hear Jeanette Aw’s name. #starawards
  …there were one left to crown as one of the 十大. I was really hoping those who can’t act don’t get it.
• Here comes the most plasticky thank you speech every year. #starawards
  …WHAT DO YA KNOW?! They announced her name right after I tweeted the earlier tweet. Urgh!
• Woah! @JoannePeh looks hot but the make-up looks zombified. #starawards
• If Mark Chao charges $1 for every hug any Sg woman wants, he would be a millionaire by now. #starawards