http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9oP_CKRUX4

The Transcript

When I look back on my life, it’s not that I don’t want to see things exactly as they happened, it’s just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way. And truthfully, the lie of it all is much more honest because I invented it.

Clinical psychology tells us arguably that trauma is the ultimate killer. Memories are not recycled like atoms and particles in quantum physics; they can be lost forever. It’s sort of like my past is an unfinished painting and as the artist of that painting, I must fill in all the ugly holes and make it beautiful again.

It’s not that I’ve been dishonest, it’s just that I loathe reality.

For example, those nurses – they’re wearing next season Calvin Klein, and so am I. And the shoes – custom Giuseppe Zanotti. I tipped their gauze caps to the side like Parisian berets because I think it’s romantic, and I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next Spring.

Check out this nurse on the right, she’s got a great ass. Bam.

The truth is, back then at the clinic, they only wore those funny hats to keep the blood out of their hair. And that girl on the left – she ordered gummy bears and a knife a couple of hours ago. They only gave her the gummy bears.

I’d wished they’d only given me the gummy bears.

hen I first saw Gaga’s tweet about an early release of a “prelude” of the prelude of ‘Marry The Night’ music video, I was a little put off. I had actually thought that it would be better if she were to simply put out the entire video in its entity to let us enjoy it as a whole. I’m sure even the most hardcore fans can wait a few days, or even weeks, for the full music video experience.

Maybe I don’t really trust the directing of Haus of Gaga after their first (poor) attempt in ‘The Edge of Glory’ music video. Or it could be Gaga’s tweet that seemed to me like a desperate attempt to hype up the media.

Seriously?! Is there really a need to mention how many frames there are?

But after watching the video, my reaction was…….

OMGWTFBBQ. I WAS SO WRONG.

The pre-prelude is so refreshing! It’s very cinematic (steadycam + long take) and seemingly a gripping story hinted by lines that are synonymous with the story of her career and her interviews verbatim. Rather intense for a minute, 47 seconds AND 18 FRAMES (LOL) prelude.

I mean, how could I have doubted our QUEEN, right? Gaga will never do the same thing twice and each attempt will only be a one-up of the last. I enjoyed the voiceover (is it me or does she sound a bit different from the way she usually speaks?) so much that I decided to post up the transcript of the video, and hence, this blog post. Oh, and the humor in the lines is nicely written imho!

Now it just gets exciting from here! CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FULL VIDEO!!!